This is our 1000th article posted on TheVerticalSlice.com. What? Did you expect something more grand and thought-provoking?  Silly, Gamers, effort is for winners. And since I constantly (and consistently) end up 2nd to last in online shooters, I think it’s only fair to showcase that skill here.
We at The Vertical Slice would like to say (give?) a hearty, earthy, kinda explosive-but-not-too-damaging-ish THANK YOU for carrying us this far, and here’s to 100,000 more!! Aim big, right? I mean, M I – – – – >, guys?
Seriously. From us all. THANK YOU. Â
It wouldn’t be possible without all the wonderful people who have supported us, both in the industry and those who read, watch, listen, and share our content. We hope to keep you coming back again and again.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go win big at some Call of Duty online. Ah, shit. Who am I kidding? I’m gonna go play Mortal Kombat. Against the CPU. On very easy. FATALITY!!